During this long period of silence I have been very annoyed by the campaign in general, sad about the impeachment and yet allowing the nattering political media constantly in my ears.
Of course Donald should have been impeached and should be removed from office. Bill should have been removed too. Listen to Season 2 of the Slate podcast Slow Burn while you walk the dog if you need convincing.
In the meantime the flipping Iowa Caucus is in a few days and you need to know what to do. Of the remaining candidates I like Andrew, and Amy. I’m left only kind of liking Pete.* This has not led to actual discord in my family but lots of discussion. Our Pete yard signs are sagging out there in the snow and JM canvasses for him every weekend and goes to team meetings and wears the regalia. I think that’s great and helps move things forward even if I won’t do it. The youth of America affiliated with yrmama are all over the place. Some are downright socialist and some are confused and tempted to bail on the caucus altogether.
What to Do: You should obviously choose Andrew or Amy for the first alignment, and then get behind the other one or Pete if you need to realign. (I’m not going to rehash the rules of play for the caucus. There will be plenty of people at your precinct site telling you how to do it if you don’t already know.) Iowans take the caucus incredibly seriously and many Hawkeyes are exacerbating their IBS just from the long sleepless nights of worrying over getting this right. Monday it’s finally time to vote with our feet and hearts in the gymnasium corner where the banner of our true love flies. We’ve thought enough and we now need to follow our hearts. That’s how we get it right.
But really, Amy is the one. I’ve kind of liked her all along but recently I feel a surge of warmth and sureness in my heart whenever I think about her. If yrmama were a politician she would be Amy. She is rock solid, incredibly tough and pragmatic and can sway Republican voters her way. Because she is a lawyer and a very successful and powerful senator she already knows how to get things done. I believe she really would get things done too. Amy has been flying under the radar all this time because she is tater-tot casserole. She is that ideal German Shepherd mix that will quietly kill raccoons. She is a sensible haircut. She is weatherproof. She will not flinch when Donald gets in her face because she probably had to wear a horrible gym suit in junior high. When she plays dodge ball with him she’ll aim for his face at close range. He’ll go down hard and see stars. He’ll have to sit out the rest of the class period holding a towel up to his bloody nose, muttering about revenge and conspiracy theories.
*Bernie, Joe and Elizabeth are too old. There is no reason for the baby boomers to keep running things. They’ve always insisted on running things. That said, any of these would make an ok president.https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/times-up-baby-boomers-its-gen-xs-turn-now/2019/04/25/4e6593e4-6768-11e9-a1b6-b29b90efa879_story.html